Reason 732 that men are fucking animals

So I received this in my inbox this week. My stepmother sent it to me and asked for my first reaction to this video.

Here’s my reaction.

My first thought was really, Nice outfit, particularly the use of the star boots.

My second thought was, JESUS CHRIST, was he touching himself during a clip that lasted twenty some seconds??? Goddamned fucking animal. Men. If they’re not thinking with their dicks, they’re touching them.

Honest to God.