Me, Vicky Pollard and it’s WAR

This is what my friends do with their time at the conference to fuck with me.

This is the shit I put up with.

And this is the reason I am going to dedicate at least 2 hours of my day figuring out how to use Photoshop. This wasn’t even a great example of the work they do. This was a quick paint job to fuck with me in passing. You should see the shit they can do when they try.

And, in case you can’t remember why this makes me want to flip a table, here is one of my favorite Vicky clips.

I actually just showed a friend and said, “The UK delegation thinks I’m just like Vicky.”

After watching the video, he just looked at me and said, “Shit. They nailed it.”

Fucking bell-ends. All of them.