Yep, this girl. I have added “Official Mentor to the youth of the WORLD” to my resume after agreeing to take on my third teaching gig this year for the children of the world. These kids do not even know how lucky they are. First, in November, we had my detailed and animated presentation to [...]
Archive for February, 2012
Mentor to the youth of the world
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged acting generally insane, all thing random, dream professions, international mentor, kids all over the world, teaching culture to the Irish, teaching English to Germans, teaching history to the French, Toy Story, Walt Disney on February 29, 2012 |
Two Gays and the Queen of Frump
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged acting generally insane, frumpy clothing, gay makeovers, Paris, the gays take on europe, What Not To Wear, when gay men are prettier than you on February 28, 2012 |
So two of my favorite gays are coming to Europe for the first time and I cannot WAIT to have them here. They are excitable, witty, pretty, fun and open to any adventure in Europe that I toss their way. I told them that when they come over we (mostly they) can do a couple [...]
My German hairdresser is officially ruining my life
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged frump, German hairdresser, how the Germans are ruining my life, more examples of how the world is out to get me, Rainbow bright, translation problems, ugly hair on February 26, 2012 |
My frump is at an all time high this week and my German hairdresser is really pushing it by making me ugly I assume ON PURPOSE, which is good for no one because all it does is set me off. Now normally, I really don’t care. I don’t get all starry-eyed about pretty things and [...]
Losing a bet to a douche from NY
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged fuck you NY, I hate everything NY, losing a bet to a Giants fan, losing to NY, the Super Bowl was awful, why Eli is special ed, why I love being an asshole from New England on February 20, 2012 |
I have to say the subject of this blog is a bit harsh, as I actually like my friend Joe from NY, but let’s be clear. I’m from New England and therefore I hate people from New York and two, anyone from New York is a douche. I’m not going to even say no offense [...]
More from Moh
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged blogs that make me happy, going gray, I hate the Prius, inspirational quotes, It's Moh, Pictures that are awesome on February 16, 2012 |
Until I can find some time to post something of value (perhaps why I want to light my car on fire, or the fact that I JUST REALIZED I AM GOING GRAY), here is something again from the site, It’s Moh. Man, sometimes I am SO obsessed with this site.
Panda porn on Valentine’s Day
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Jon Stewart and Ricky Gervais, more reasons to love pandas, naked bubble baths, panda porn, The Jon Stewart Show, Ukrainian champagne on February 15, 2012 |
Every night during dinner, we watch the previous day’s Jon Stewart episode. Imagine my delight today when I saw that the Valentine’s Day episode featured Ricky Gervais. Jon Stewart and one of my favorite Brits? Wooo. And EVEN BETTER? They spent the whole time discussing pandas and more importantly, panda porn, something I surely support [...]
On being different…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Cecil Beaton quotes, Moxie, on being different, pictures of Moxie on February 11, 2012 |
Sometimes people meet Moxie and cock their heads, clap and say, “Awww, well isn’t she different?” Well, why yes, she is. And being different? We don’t mind that around here. That’s kind of our thing. Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, [...]
