Umm. I need to stop browsing mindless websites when bored and maybe I wouldn’t come across more shit that scares the hell out of me. File this under reasons I’m feeling better about my hobbit like existence AND people I don’t want to run into on the street. In case you need to read more [...]
Archive for December, 2011
More tiny people to be scared of…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged all levels of wrong, Bridgette Jordan, hiring small people to work in your house, people that are more like elves, shit I'm scared of, things I do when I'm bored on December 30, 2011 |
Prepping for 2012
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Anne Frank quotes, goals for new year, new year resolutions, personal development, reading people's blogs, simplicity on December 28, 2011 |
Tonight I got back in creative mode and I spent the night drafting my resolutions for the New Year. When finished, 4 days early, I posted them on my fridge so I could be held accountable BEFORE I actually wake up on January 1 this upcoming year. Yay me. Way to be productive tonight. I [...]
Missing home at Christmas…
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged A Christmas Story, acting irrational, bloody marys, cuddle parties, dry skin, holiday sleepovers, Jesus and his birthday, The Grinch on December 23, 2011 |
Today is such a blah day and it’s only two days before Christmas. It’s raining again here. It’s warm. It’s dreary and muddy and the Mr. is setting me off by refusing to leave work early again for the millionth day this month and my face has become some winter nightmare of dry skin and [...]
Real Housewives of South Boston at Christmas
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged all things New England, Real Housewives of South Boston, shit that I find funny, trashy is classy on December 21, 2011 |
So today Mr. H showed me a video on www.massholesports.com and it is a fucking riot. For all my friends from New England, all my Tom Brady lovers, all my girls who make Boston proud, this one is for you. and this My personal favorite part, You only have to fucking advertise because you’re on [...]
Winter in Austria
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Austria, Ischgl, Kappl, Moralia, Plutarch, skiing in Austria, snow in Europe on December 19, 2011 |
“Antisthenes says that in a certain faraway land the cold is so intense that words freeze as soon as they are uttered, and after some time then thaw and become audible, so that words spoken in winter go unheard until the next summer.” – Plutarch, Moralia
Being scared of things that make no sense….
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged acting generally insane, ghosts, I'm 32 years old, scared of clowns, scared of snakes, scared of the dark, worst nightmares, yes on December 14, 2011 |
The other night I woke up with a start at 3am and knew something was wrong. I felt a huge sense of anxiety and kept my eyes closed as I practiced my fake heavy sleep breathing noise, which is what I do when some noise at night scares me. I either play dead or I [...]
Foot Fetish FAIL
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged awkward situations, foot fetish, hobbit feet, people with behavioral problems, shit I don't appreciate on December 13, 2011 |
I was thinking of making this an Ask Heather, since I haven’t done one in MONTHS, but honestly, no one wrote to me asking when it’s appropriate to sneak up on someone and touch their feet. For the record, it’s never appropriate to touch someone’s feet unless 1. they ask you to 2. you’re naked [...]
My Lithuanian folk dance debut
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged acting generally insane, all things random, attention whore, Lithuanian folk dancing, Lithuanian folk music, travel on December 12, 2011 |
So there are two good stories from last week’s Lithuanian work trip and I was going to start out with the pervy one but I’ll save that for tomorrow. Today I’ll tell you the story of my debut as a Lithuanian folk dancer. First, I’d like to note that contrary to popular belief, I do [...]
Fall to Winter
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged champagne, consuming too much alcohol, leggings, Lithuania, liver FAIL, St. Wolfgang, tall boots, Thanksgiving dinner, Vilnius, visiting the French, work trips on December 11, 2011 |
World traveling has kept me away from the desk and using the camera instead. But, now that I’m back, I’m ready to spill about a few fun stories from my travels. A few stories which include (when I write tomorrow): 1. My appearance as a Lithuanian folk dancer extraordinaire. If I can get my hands [...]
